Control of the Crouton mining is an essential part of the Soup Markets. Croutons are not particularly rare and can be found by most people around the world however, only those Croutons that have been cut and graded by the established Crouton houses can be classed as valuable and are hence sought after by celebrities and the aristocracy. It is rumoured that the queen holds some of the largest Croutons in the world in amongst the crown jewels!
Interestingly, Naomi Campbell (a good Soup star name) would currently be a witness in a trial over the possession of uncut Croutons (dirty croutons as they are referred to in the trade) being used to Soup up all sorts of atrocities.
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