Well this is cool...

Tappens

Char'itee 2

This was done with Paint

Baaaard

Bard o'Avon
Brin tae me
For y'av no eyes to see

Rabbie Burns

I am reading a book (!) at the moment called 'How to be idle'.  It contains a few stanzas from Burns and I am impressed and want to try and create something similar myself (I always do this, if I see something or hear something or read something I like, I feel I should have a go at it myself).

Twas a rare gud thin I spott'd
and mooved me so
To try mesen
and play
expresin' sheer d'light
at gi'in ait all miaght

Char'itee

We've just had 'children in need' day where lots of well-meaning people dress up as twats and parade around with buckets to make themselves feel good and to scrape a few pennies and pounds together to pay the admin costs of charities with children in their name. Lovely.

I am going to propose a new charity called 'help for banks' and if I had access to a graphics program I would design a silhouette image of two security guards carrying a stretcher laden with gold bullion and people would buy these as stickers and those silly rubber wristbands and stuff.

Grrrrrr.....

tappens

If tappens, tappens.  Dunt, dunt.