'Shit Teat'

You've just got to love this...

Marketing manager Emma Bradford said: "There's one single massive question to which we as a people must demand an answer - is this going to break the telly?

"Because if the glass shit-teat stops working, I'm on for some serious destruction of property."

Daily Mash

Too funny and probably true

From the Daily Mash :- 'Meanwhile, meteorologist, Jane Thompson, explained: "Scientifically speaking, if you insist on booking Bono and putting him on a pedestal to be worshipped, God will try to drown everyone within a five mile radius."'