Sunday, 25 December 2011

More Dog...

"When God had made the earth and sky,
The flowers and the trees.
He then made all the animals,
The fish, the birds and bees.
And when at last He'd finished,
Not one was quite the same.
He said, "I'll walk this world of mine,
And give each one a name."
And so He traveled far and wide
And everywhere He went,
A little creature followed Him
Until its strength was spent.
When all were named upon the earth
And in the sky and sea,
The little creature said, "Dear Lord,
There's not one left for me."
Kindly the Father said to him,
"I've left you to the end.
I've turned my own name back to front
And called you Bob, my friend."





Thursday, 1 December 2011

Finding Dog

Dog is great!

I have recently found Dog in my life and want to share it with everyone.  Dog is invisible!  Yes, you can't see him and, get this, Dog is everywhere!

Dog can do anything he wants to and we can talk to Dog in our heads like telepathically and he can hear everyone who talks to him all the time wherever  they are and whenever they talk to him.

He doesn't talk back though which is a bit disappointing but if you really want something, like your favourite football team to win their next match and you talk to him really hard you will sometimes get what you wish for!

Oh yes Dog is great all right!

I was going to put a picture up of Dog but apparently it's frowned upon so I will put up a different picture instead so I don't get into trouble :)

Not Dog okay?

Monday, 31 October 2011

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Sebastian

Just had a very quick thought whilst looking through another's blog - should we refer to Sebastian Coe as Sebastian Church of England or Sebastian C of E?



Thursday, 29 September 2011

Work name

There seems to be a distinct trend towards everyone having to wear identification badges at their place of work.  In essence a label for each of the sheep and could be simply replaced with a numbered tag on the ear.

Some who work with direct contact to the public want to be able to use a pseudonym rather than their real name, to avoid potential repercussions from their dealings.  I think this is a good thing and the scope of possible names you could choose opens up all sorts of fun options.

I would choose something like 'Clint' or 'Kirk' or howabout something subtle like 'God'?

'Mike Hunt' or 'R Sole' or 'Dick Head' could be dress-down Friday names.

Bob Down is Rock Eastwood on Friday