Anoraksia

If you had an anorak made out of cheddar, could you see the hood for the cheese?

Syria

It seems virtually impossible that people can seriously discuss attacking Syria.  Their President is the spitting image of Captain Darling and even though he was a pompous oik in Blackadder goes Forth, he turns out for the good in the final episode.

Bashar Al Assad

Capt. Darling

Books 4

So I was floating around above the Earth in the space shuttle, reading the latest 'Focus' magazine.  Just couldn't put it down.