Original & Witty. What's original isn't witty and what's witty isn't original (including this).
Saturday, 27 November 2010
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Tuesday, 23 November 2010
Rabbie Burns
I am reading a book (!) at the moment called 'How to be idle'. It contains a few stanzas from Burns and I am impressed and want to try and create something similar myself (I always do this, if I see something or hear something or read something I like, I feel I should have a go at it myself).
Twas a rare gud thin I spott'd
and mooved me so
To try mesen
and play
expresin' sheer d'light
at gi'in ait all miaght
Twas a rare gud thin I spott'd
and mooved me so
To try mesen
and play
expresin' sheer d'light
at gi'in ait all miaght
Char'itee
We've just had 'children in need' day where lots of well-meaning people dress up as twats and parade around with buckets to make themselves feel good and to scrape a few pennies and pounds together to pay the admin costs of charities with children in their name. Lovely.
I am going to propose a new charity called 'help for banks' and if I had access to a graphics program I would design a silhouette image of two security guards carrying a stretcher laden with gold bullion and people would buy these as stickers and those silly rubber wristbands and stuff.
Grrrrrr.....
I am going to propose a new charity called 'help for banks' and if I had access to a graphics program I would design a silhouette image of two security guards carrying a stretcher laden with gold bullion and people would buy these as stickers and those silly rubber wristbands and stuff.
Grrrrrr.....
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
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