More apochrypha

Judge not by words lightly spoken but by actions done. Judas 5:8

Legendary fighters of Pa-In

Be wary my head-strong daughter! These are the names of mighty warriors of old. Abuse them at your peril for their mercy is not readily given.

Par of Acetemol:- Tall, elegant with a swiftness of action which is a miracle to behold.

Ibu of the Profen:- Strongest of all the fighters of Pa-In that you may meet on your travels.

Koda of the Sil:- Such a rare warrior! Pray my beloved daughter you will not encounter the Koda!

Asp of Irin:- Willowy and wiley, take great care with this most noble and aged soldier of Pa-In.

Should you meet and need the boon of the Knights that say ReNee, take heart for they are but weakest of all!

Apochrypa

Cool word eh?

Quite often on a variety of forums and bulletin boards, you encounter the words of a christian.  More often than not, these christians will lambast you or your opinions by using a verse from the bible.  One method of defense you could use against such a meaningless jibe is to reply with a quote of your own. 

I will endeavour to produce a range of such quotes and will attribute them to random chapter and verses, using some of the apochrypal books.  I always think it best to imagine the "chapter : verse" notation as matchplay golf scores.

'Spite & malice beget malice & spite', Testement of Gad 2:7

Swimming trunks

If you should experience small pairs of swimming trunks going missing it could be the work of a local speedophile.

Camels...

Koala Tea

Apparently people have been searching for koala tea for years, in all sorts of places, all around the world! They have little difficulty finding the tea made by someone very similar to Mary Quant but koala tea is harder to locate and make.